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My name is Sarah, the most astonishing ability I posses is being able to make bad puns out of most situations. Unfortunately, Alyson has a pun jar. I blog spn,homestuck,wtnv,free!,DW,and sherlock mostly. Feel free to ask me anything.

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starrimmedglasses:

phandoms-united:

art-sex-drugs:

I have finally hit my breaking point. For as long as I can remember I have endured my mother’s abuse, whether it is verbal, emotional, or as seen here physical. I can expect some act of violence on a daily basis, and her beating me is not an usual occurrence, but today something snapped. My mother did this unprovoked, and this time she didn’t stop. Usually it’s bad for a little while and then she’s done, today it went on for what seemed like forever. At a certain point I decided I was going to do something I never do, call the police. You see, my mother is a highly respected and very well known person where I live. She is on the board of ed, worked for CPS for many years, and is close personal friends with people like the local chief of police, director of our local CPS unit, and so on. I always knew that calling wouldn’t go anywhere and just upset her more, but today I had to try. While she was kicking me I found my opportunity, and somehow managed to get away from someone more than twice my size. I ran as fast as I could, knocking things over behind my, trying to find a phone. I dialed and they listened and my mother proceeding to beat me over it, while I screamed for help. For the second time today, I managed to get away from her and ran to my room. I barely had enough time to lock my door, before she starting trying to get it, to the point that she ripped my door off the frame. I decided I was going to stay locked in there, until the police came. The past few months I have been collecting evidence against her, voice recordings, pictures like these, and videos of her violence, so they couldn’t dispute what was going on. But I was dead wrong. 

When the officer finally came up to my room, I attempted to tell him my side of the story, but before I could get a sentence out he silenced me. HE told me that this was my mothers house, and I needed to live by her rules. If I didn’t she had the right to punish me. He also told me to be tankful for her, because he wanted to press assault charges against me. finally, he refused, despite my begging, for him to take me to a shelter for teens. 

I am utterly disgusted by the injustice that occurred today. I pray there is no one else out there who is living in such a situation. I am not sure exactly what I am getting out of writing this, except maybe that it’s just nice to be able to open up about this, when I have had to keep it a secret my whole life. idk. sorry for posting such heavy shit. 

Signal boost the fuck out of this

What the fuck can we do to help this girl?
A petition?
A rally?
What the hell can we do! I need to know. I want to help this person!
NO ONE DESERVES TREATMENT AND INJUSTICE LIKE THIS!
COMPLETE FUCKING BULLSHIT.

joninha18:

absolutelysweetmarie:

a shipper and a non-shipper watching a show together.

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This is so accurate it hurts

marshmallowknight:

"i don’t believe in nonbinary genders" damn i wasn’t aware my gender was a fucking religion, but in that case i demand to be worshiped as a god

marshmallowknight:

"i don’t believe in nonbinary genders" damn i wasn’t aware my gender was a fucking religion, but in that case i demand to be worshiped as a god

oceanashenue:

so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”

maplesuhtori:

j0shdngr:

chill it’s cos your rare

the entire female population of east asia is rare?

lostlegendaerie:

dpptremake:

im pretty sure all the authors who write angst just drink up their readers tears with like a little champagne glass and feast on it

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burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

black-nata:

natasha: [CASUALLY DODGES ALIEN PHOTON BLAST AND CALMLY RESUMES FIRE]

clint: [RESTING FACE WHILE DESTROYING 10 CHITAURI WITH SINGLE ARROW]

clint looks so bored like he’s making his grocery list in his head

fashion-runways:

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deancasheadcanons:

i wish demon!dean would just do exactly what cain did and season 10 is sam searching everywhere for dean until he finally finds him chilling on some bee farm like an hour and a half from the bunker and cas gets so excited about the bees he passes out

leslieknope:

shoutout to the best onion article of all time

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