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My name is Sarah, the most astonishing ability I posses is being able to make bad puns out of most situations. Unfortunately, Alyson has a pun jar. I blog spn,homestuck,wtnv,free!,DW,and sherlock mostly. Feel free to ask me anything.

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callipygiian:

pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me nyquil

How much do I hate Columbus?

elaichi-cha:

I have to say “Indian from India”.

I’ll leave you with that.

withering-thistle:

So some one posted a thing about pansexuals and I slightly altered it and then made my own version for asexuals using quotes from tumblr.

juniperpunk:

Halloween falls right in the middle of asexual awareness week.
So, like, I’m not saying asexuals are super awesome skeleton warriors, but let’s look at the facts here…

http://staruppercut.tumblr.com/post/98850988701/facebooksexism-shakethecobwebs-i-really-need →

facebooksexism:

shakethecobwebs:

i really need people to stop talking about mras only in terms of fedoras/being bronys/how unkempt they are, etc. because there are dudes out here looking like hollister models who need to be held just as accountable for their creepy/misogynistic…

greathaircut:

to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around

slackpr:

boodonkulousfineass:

can someone who NEVER watched gravity falls try to explain this the best they can

lil bitch smoked so much weed that his soul escaped from his body and with his conscience gone his physical body is free to fulfill the deep dark fetish of pouring flesh-orange smoothie ALL OVER HIS FUCKING FACE. 

francesksgk:

cecil singing “over the rainbow” alone on the radio to carlos whose still stuck in the other world

· cecilos ·

aro-ace-wonderwoman:

It really bothers me when I see posts like ‘I wish I was asexual and aromantic because I hate having feelings!’ Like, no. Don’t say that. Don’t you dare fucking say that asexual aromantic people don’t have feelings. That’s not ok, and it’s extremely harmful and honestly it makes me feel like shit.

greglestrades:

martha jones meme: favourite moments

· dw ·
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